This Guy: Ben Roethlisberger

Big Ben! What is going on with you lately bruh? I'm not going to take sides and I advise others not to as well. But maybe you should take some time away from the nightlife. You guys are huge targets for jumpoffs. I mean, JUMPOFFS ARE REALLY GOING HARD THIS SEASON! Not that I'm saying your accusers are jumpoffs. I'm just stating random facts. Like Yellow and Blue makes Green and "What's 4 + 4? Jell-O." -- Chris Rock. Get it together.

There needs to be a top 10 jumpoff meme...ah! Don't worry, we got it! You just take care of your legal issues.