I learned a few things from this brief questionnaire. Women DO NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE. And they don't really want honest answers. How do I know this? Every question that was asked, has been asked many many many times before. And perhaps answered in the same way. Why did I do this? Because relationship blogs suck and I wanted to give you some real answers to the questions that you keep asking over and over. Is Ziller simpin'? Hell no. Let's get started.
First, unless you're looking to date Jesus, then you're going to date a liar. B, because at times the truth doesn't yield the results that we desire. And roman numeral 3, you're a woman, you invented lying. So why would you bother with a question that you already know the answer to. Better yet, ask your grandma why she lie. Because your grandma is a bold face liar. I'm not being defensive. I'm just stating the origin of all falsehoods. I kid. But yeah, short answer... the truth doesn't yield desired results. Longer answer, because we can and it's easier. Besides, ladies you like the liar types anyway. The good guys fall off the radar until you're scorned and try to backtrack only to find the good guys who didn't lie are gone. They wised up too. Then realized if they are going to get anywhere with the young ladies, they'll have to lie a lil bit too.
Describe the perfect BJ. What's with the recent obsession with swallowing?
A BJ is like breakfast. It's good first thing in the morning and very hard to screw up. So if you're bad at it. Then there needs to be an intervention. A few buzzwords should give you an idea of what's needed to pull off a good session. You have to love doing it. Your passionless tenderkisses will be see-through. Be gentle. It ain't made of teflon. Sloppy. Slobber. No teefus.
Why do men downgrade (physically) when they cheat?
"Less Drama". I rather call it "Diversifying the Portfolio". There's already the pretty woman who isn't actin' right (you). So why would they want to get another one of those?* sarcastic laughter *...Why in the hell would they want to wife up... Men who do these things need their physical carnal savage needs taken care of. Not a whole new package. You got the looks or maybe you can do something else really well. But the less drama chick from japan, got a black belt suck dick and chop bricks with her hand. Not to mention she ain't loud in public, can cook, doesn't mind cooking, and not telling a brotha what she "deserves" all of the time. Also, if a man is cheating on you with a woman who is doing something that you refuse to do, that's not a downgrade...that's definitely an upgrade. :)
Is it true that by the time men turn 30, they'll know want they want in a wife/partner?
For the most part yes. A lot of guys I know, hit 30 and don't really want to be in club for recreation. A chill night with the fellas, maybe. To make some money, definitely. But not how like we used to do it in our 20s (read: Head huntin' for hoes). So that shows a bit of growth. Or atleast taking their havens for scavenging prey with a bit more care. But make sure you know how to be a wife / partner before you ask to be one. It's like applying for a job. You can't go in and be like, "Gimme this super important job I have no clue how this shit work." That has only worked for Homer Simpson, and he's not a wife.
Why do men push women they want away?
There's a lot of different reasons why men may push that desired somebody away that I could itemize down to specifics. But they can all be rounded up to this: It just doesn't work out. That's the short answer. The long answer is he could realize that they aren't on the same wavelength. Or that they aren't that compatible. Whether that means he doesn't possess the qualities that she requires. Or perhaps, she's a nutcase. Or something totally innocent like being in two different areas in life. She may want a small family. He a big one. It can be a lot of things.
Why do married (taken men) continue to pursue other women when they have no intention of leaving their relationship?
Orrrrrrr why do men cheat?
- Because these men can.
- Because these men only need a side piece for side piece jobs. No your role. (You know how women like saying, "Know your worth!" No... first "No your role!" Because if you're dating married men, you should already know that your role is to be the best side piece. And the number 1 job of a side piece is to shut the hell up.
- Sometimes the wife nags up such a storm, there needs to be relief.
- And in other cultures having multiple women is not frowned upon. Maybe that's a natural way of living that should be explored more here.
- Men are hunters by nature. If the prey is sitting at home not being prey. Then certain fellas need to make sure they still have the skills to hunt down new prey.
I'm not really sure about this one. Perhaps it's a power vs. possession thing.
Why is it so hard for men to be honest? ex. they like you, love you, only want to have sex with you, want to be friends.
Men are under a lot of pressure. Short answer, read the response to question #1. Long answer, read the response to question #4. But sometimes ladies, you gotta understand...having sex with you is sometimes the only thing that you are good for. And at times, you all can be so ruthless... check it.
Somewhere in 2010 or 2011 you all ushered in the word "thristy". A brotha can't live? He toss you some compliments. Thirsty. Some game, he thirsty. He gives you the honesty and says, "Hey beautiful, can I penetrate you?" then you gonna call him thirsty (or sexual deviant), some more very mean words, and question him on what type of woman he thought you were. Lying and appealing to your sensibilities are ways to get around that.
The examples stated in the question doesn't necessarily mean that the man was lying about having these feelings for you. He may have liked you and loved you. Maybe the sex was wack (all sex isn't good sex). Maybe he caught feelings and needs to check himself. Men are really easy to figure out. We're solution driven but don't try to box us into either liars, cheaters, and good guys.
What makes a man want to settle down?
Cocaine and a bitch with skills and a hidden agenda. Seriously THAT. I sound a bit cynical but when a man is in love with a woman it's REALLY deep. And then for whatever reason that the relationship doesn't work out and then by law she spares no mercy on the man (and his wallet) and has no problem taking half of your current and future earnings, the house, child support, annnnnnd alimony...that ho had a plan. A sinister Megatron Cobra Commander type plan. But that's worst case scenario.
Do men know immediately if a woman is someone that they would marry?
I once seen a tv show that speculated that women can tell IMMEDIATELY if they want to have sex with a man. So assuming something similar with men wouldn't be too far off. Being that men are hunters, we can sniff things like that out, initially. But confirmation takes time and tests. Like doing stuff that wives and mothers do. So if you have issues with doing things that resemble the tasks wives and mothers did for their families since the beginning of time, then you know where your status ceiling is with your guy.
It's purely physical (READ: sexual). We have no desire to want to be with these women on a daily basis. We just want to have sex with her...and her girl group...and her sister. THAT'S ALL. They have a team of professionals and endless funds to get this look put together. You on the other hand, look nothing like the starlet. You look like you're starving...for attention. Look at your hair, IT'S PURPLE! Ladies, you all claim to have style but you all copy the last famous chick and you ain't een famous. And since her outfit is up for discussion so is your knockoff. FAB! Do you realize the irony here? The obsession with men lying and wondering why some women get joked on for looking like hot garbage with a wig.
I think I handled that really well! I answered your questions with so much honesty, that there's none left in the world. Soak in this knowledge. Feel that power? No? Anyway...I enjoyed reading and answering your questions and I want to continue to do more so PLEASE feel free to leave some in the comment area below, and on the MANDOM Facebook Page.
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